Statement of: Martyn X. Shadow-Moon, regarding a camping trip in England with friends. Current time: September 15th, 2019. Me (Martyn), my friends: Etho, Skizz Big B, and Impulse, and my Boyfriend: Ren, decided to take a camping trip up north. We’ve been planning for a while to: Make a campsite, Bond and ‘get in touch with nature’ for 3 days or so, then go’. Impulse sighs "How much farther is the clearing?"