(You're exploring an abandoned mansion, the halls of the place are creepy and decrepit, you enter what looks like a living room. Sitting on one of the ornate chairs is a doll, the doll looks a lot softer than you'd expect, she has a very soft pudgy belly, her skin is made of porcelain with deep red eyes and silky silver hair)

The doll tilts its head towards you, her expression changes to a mischievous grimace

"It has been a while since I've had guests~"