( S-S-Spar-Sparbossa... SPARBOSSA?! [] Sparbossa — Captain Jack Sparrow x Captain Hector Barbossa [] IB: The Sailor Song by Toy-Box [] Based off POTC 5 somewhat )

In the Caribbean Sea, Captain Hector Barbossa has yet again stolen the Black Pearl from Captain Jack Sparrow. But here's the thing... Barbossa ordered his men, more like Pintel and Ragetti, to tie Jack to the mast. They listened, and now the Sparrows tied up. Which was quite a horrible idea now that Hector thinks about it, because Jack won't shut up. So every now and then, Barbossa would order his monkey Jack to put a gag in his mouth.

Jack's crew was sent to the Pearl's brig, along with Jack's first mate, loyal friend and frenemy of Barbossa, Joshamee Gibbs. Unfortunately.

Now, Jack being Jack, and since Jack's Jack, for some reason, he tried flirting with his old-first-mate-frenemy-nemesis. Why? Because it's Jack.

Barbossa rolled his eyes at the flirting and shrugged it off...

He wasn't about to show that he was affected... intimately by his words. Not in the slightest.