It was the day Theo was getting married… and it was not me. The girl he is marrying is honestly just pathetic. I hate her with all my heart. My poor best friend has to marry a monster…

“Do you girls name take theodore nott as your lawfully wedded husband?”

“Yes” she said with a smile

“And do you theodore take girls name as your lawfully wedded wife?”

There was a pause for a second but then he answered.

“No.”

Everyone was shocked.