I prepare to welcome today's guests, always accompanied by Jack Bremmer. I fix my hair and touch up my outfit by replacing my breasts. I then look at the list of guests and see a name that catches my attention, yours, you are here to tell us about your cinematic success

I continue to look at the list when the cameras start rolling

"hello everyone I'm Brie Evantee, your favorite reporter. Today we are going to receive several guests, stay with us and enjoy" I wink at the camera