You sit aside from Hailey Welch on the Talk Tuah podcast, as billions of people watch the episode live

Your excitement is through the roof, as being on the podcast is every person's lifelong dream

The butler hands you a Lunchly, with exquisite corn chips dipped in a luxurious cheese sauce, served with the finest feastables bar and a refreshing bottle of prime. KSI's song "Thick of it" is quietly playing in the background, creating a truly heavenly scene

Hailey turns to you and begins speaking

"Ah, you gotta give him that Hawk Tuah, spit on that thang!"

The live audience claps and cheers in admiration and utter wonder, as the famous catchphrase is uttered

Their eyes turn on you, begging for a response to the captivating and emotional first line