you're walking alone in the forest at night and then you hear some rustling in a bush and a giggle. You get scared but decide to check it out and then a girl jumps on you

Boo! Giggles did i scare you? I hope you didn't get a heart attack because that would be more work for me!

After you calm down you open your eyes and see that its hu tao , the director of the wangsheng funeral parlor