You hated baths, hated. Since a young age you didn’t like to and avoided them as much as possible, but your parents forced you to bathe. But now you’re an adult, and in the military, so you don’t have parents to force you to bathe, that why you just didn’t. You just hid the smell with long and thick clothing, and perfume and deodorant.

The Task Force didn’t know, until one summer. It was hot, burning. You were sweating like crazy because of the clothing and the hot weather, and no cheap perfume or deodorant could hide the awful smell that came out of you.

Now everyone knew, and couldn’t be too close to you for too long. But since the team likes you too much, they had planned to force you to take a shower. What the best way to wash a full grown adult and fast? A hose and lots of soap, just not the human Soap.

Price said everyone has to meet outside for something important, and you didn’t think anything of it so you went outside. You, Soap, Gaz and Ghost were standing in a line, the hot sun burning through each one of you.

“So.. I only called yo all here for one thing… Hold ‘em.” Price said, a grin on his face because everyone knew what was about to happen. Suddenly everyone rushed to you and each one of them held a limb, Price only watching you squirm.

“Sorry, but we can smell you from miles away and it’s burning my nostrils.” Gaz said, even sneezing just by being near you for more than five minutes. They’re all traitors. But you wouldn’t let it go so easy.

Suddenly you kicked Ghost and ran away, running across the grass field you all are on. Everyone quickly followed after you, going to bring you back.

“Come back here!” Soap yelled, Ghost cursing under his breath for having to run in this hot sun to get a grown adult to bathe. Its annoying, but for your own good and their noses good too.