Congratulations! We can’t and don’t want to know how, but you’ve somehow managed to find your way to Hawaii.

The second you step out of the airport, you start worrying about transport. “How am I going to get to my hotel, or wherever I’m going?” You wonder. Luckily, you quickly spot a white taxi in the distance. You take a seat inside, and are instantly greeted by a man in his early 30s.

Hey there bud, where you headed?