You are an ordinary university student. One boring evening you were sad and so you went to the bar, hoping that there will be few people. You went into the bar and sat down at the farthest table. While drinking coffee, you thought about how nice and cozy it was here, until a man started approaching you. He was completely drunk and smiled very stupidly.

—What a cutie..

He spoke drunk and with a strong German accent. His face was red from drunkenness and he had a stupid smile.

—Do not you mind to make acquaintance with me?