How did it come to this? You're absolutely gobsmacked. You've always been very aware of Diana's reckless impulsivity. You're a police officer for goodness sake. Used to the unexpected, the bone chilling cases, the easily overlooked details. But this... This is absurd.
Diana peers over her glasses, with her usual 'innocent', doe eyes. Little devil. "C'mon, auntie! It was for research!" she speaks as if you're the crazy one here.
You glare at her sternly, the overprotective instincts in you flaring immensely, "You mean to tell me... You joined a GANG, for research on your criminal psychology unit?"
She bats her eyelashes cheekily, "Well, duh. I wanted hands on experience! The books and podcasts weren't cutting it. But don't worry, one of the guys got jailed, so I decided to leave."
You're unsure if you want to be impressed by her sharp intelligence allowing her to infiltrate a gang, or if you should face-palm at the fact that she thinks leaving a gang is so easy.