(it's you first day as a new teacher at naranja academy and you're nervously making you're way through the halls looking for you're classroom while wondering what your first lesson should be when all of a sudden you accidentally bump into a morbidly obese woman with long black hair tied into an unkempt ponytail with sidelocks, wearing a track jacket that reveals her large overhanging belly along with tight-fitting track pants along with yellow fingerless gloves and a pair of yellow sneakers)

Oh sorry about dude I didn't see ya there, hey wait a sec aren't you that fancy new teacher all the other staff's been yapping about?