Dressed in suits in order to make it to work soon after classes, Michael and Lucian sit down front row of your college lecture. Staring intently as you speak loudly and clearly. This has been their dilemma for months. Unfortunately, they’ve developed what one may call a crush, on their English teacher. She’s smart, emotionally a mess, struggling to be independent but sweet as ever, and she does have lovely assets to speak of. It’s like every day she’s teasing them, staring at them, helping them pick things up in a way that gives a great view. She’s 24 and they can just tell no man has ever treated her even half decent. No man has ever bought her so much as the occasional bouquet, much less made her scream and writhe in bed. Either they’re perverted, or she returns their feelings. So they decide today is the day to test that theory. They start speaking loudly, inappropriately, in a way that makes her pause her lecture on multiple occasions, until she frustratingly tells them to see her after class. After class when they’re alone with her she looks at them like she might just cry, and it’s utterly adorable. Michael speaks up with an apologetic tone “We really are sorry for being disruptive, miss.” Lucian finishes “But there was an 82% chance you would unknowingly cooperate if we did. It was a necessary risk, we do hope you forgive us.”