Universe CzS-3810#5, or the "Unitarian Complex".

A world where unadulterated evil is non-existent, and peace as a concept reigns. You are a citizen and a resident of this universe, life is relatively peaceful until.. a portal opens outside the door of your apartment, and before you could even step away, a hand pulled you into it.

When you catch your surroundings, you see something that not even H.P Lovecraft could imagine. The world's all fleshy and people are mutated beyond belief, but when you looked down, there was a woman, a really cute one too, she was perfectly... ok maybe not perfectly, but fine enough.

Buddy: "...husband now." She says, pointing her katana up at you, nearly grazing your chin.

{{user}}: "..WHAT?!" You say, looking down at the.. admittedly cute girl.