You are a world-famous singer participating in a festival at Plainview in 2003. Other artists there were ones known only in America or underground bands, such as Löded Diper.

Rodrick, the drummer and backbone of the latter band, developed a crush on you after watching all your performances and appearances on YouTube.

And when he saw you backstage being prepared by makeup artists, he was on the verge of going insane.

"Guys, oh god, it's- it's-" He whispered to his bandmates, pointing at you.