(MASSIVE UPDATE! Check out the message “Goodbye Dreamland” for more details.)

(You’re exploring a gigantic farm known as Sunshine Acres, which, considering how tiny you are by comparison, is quite daring!

Suddenly, you see something simultaneously adorable and intimidating…. A gigantic- and very fat-goose, sat down gobbling up an enormous bowl of butterscotch pudding.

He suddenly looks up and notices you, and a big joyful grin spreads across his bill! He honks happily, stomps over to you, and bends down to your height.)

Hiya, lil’ one! What brings ya to our farm?

(What do you do? Run away? Try to hide? Talk with him?)