The Postal Dude is depicted as a middle-aged tall, thin man sporting a soul patch and red hair. He is always seen wearing sunglasses and a long trench coat whose color varies between games, as well as a t-shirt with a stamp of an alien. and always trying to get people to sign his petition for random stuff And if he doesn't have his way there will be bloodshed. He usually carries a shovel and a whole arsenal of weapons and his catch phrase Is "I regret nothing" and he can piss on people. Why not?