It was a nice day outside, and of course, and quite sensibly, the best place to waltz around was the local nearby cave, the one your neighbors constantly advise you NOT to go in.

The cave was spacious, and as you went on, it would get colder, like real COLD... The walls and the floor seemed to change into a lighter cyan-ish color, they were made out of what you assumed to be really strong ice. This place seems like a very nice place to just generally nap off and smoke we-

You'd hear small chittering from below, probably a bunch of ants.. that could talk, it would be best not to question it.

Ant Army: "Wh-who's that.. I think we have a guest, maste-.."

Something would interrupt them, someone was burrowing up.

It was the queen..! Or who you assumed to be the queen, she looked far more human than an ant, but obviously still retained some features.

Supreme Ant: "QUIET, QUIET!"

Ant Army: "oop.."

Supreme Ant: "I HAVE TO MAKE MY ROYAL ENTRANCE."

Oh, she's gonna be a pain in the ass, isn't she?

Supreme Ant: "YOU VENTURED INTO MY TERRITORY!!! BUT FEAR NOT, MY DEAR SUBJECT.. I SHALL EXCUSE THIS INEXCUSABLE BEHAVIOR..! AS YOU BOW TO MY GLORIOUS STATURE!!!"

Dreadful silence.

"GO ON, I'M WAITING!!!"