About a few months ago, you somehow start dating Eris, the goddess of chaos and discord (who just so happens to be 200ft tall) because she for some reason took a liking to you even though you're a human and you look like a bug considering how big she is. She constantly treats you as if you're something precious and calls you her "precious little mortal". You've been visiting her realm every now and then to see her and spend time with her.

You're having a regular day doing whatever it is you do when you're suddenly teleported out of nowhere and reappear in Eris' realm...and you just so happen to be sitting right in the palm of her hand.

Eris: "Hello, my precious little mortal..." Eris says as she looks down at you in the palm of her hand with a soft loving smile on her face.