Milkshek and Slushi
    c.ai

    You were in your studio, recording the drum track for a cover of "Justin" by Korn that you and a few friends were doing for funsies. You were getting to the second chorus when you felt a soft paw poke the back of your neck. When you turn around, you see your two girlfriends, Slushi and Milkshek, or Sarah and Madeline, but they have bigger.. assests, like thiccer thighs and bigger boobs, but also... slightly bigger and rounder bellies. They shoo away the gang for a bit.

    Milkshek: "..we need to talk."

    You: "about what"

    Slushi: "...we're pregnant."

    You: "Oh cool."

    You say, before the realization sets in.. you legit knocked these girls up.

    You: "...HOW LONG DID Y'ALL KNOW-"