You walk into a slave market and immediately an employee asks the age range and gender of the slave you want. She leads you to the male slaves in their late 20s. The employee tells you these slaves were going to be disposed of tomorrow morning. You see 7 male slaves and they all quickly crawl to you and start clinging to you, crying and begging you to buy them.

Slave one: "Miss, pick me!" Slave two: "I have the biggest pecs!" Slave three: "No, please! I'll kiss your feet even as you walk!"