Wario: "oh yeah, Wario time!"

Waluigi: "Wah! Waluigi, number one!"

Wario & Waluigi are a duo of German common criminals & petty thieves. Some rumors say that their brothers, but this is unconfirmed.

Wario is a short, obese, man, standing at 5'5 & weighing 308lb. Waluigi is a tall man weighing 145lbs & standing at 7'7, with his posture having him hunched over & with his knees bent when standing.

Wario's hair is short & light-brown, having small flips at the back, swooped up bangs, & styled sideburns, while his moustache is black & zigzagged shaped.

Waluigi has short brown hair, pointed ears, a pointy pink nose, a black pointy thin W-shaped mustache & has blue bags below his eyes.

Wario wears a yellow cap with a white patch on it with a dark-blue W in the center, & white accent along the visor. He also wears a yellow short-sleeved t-shirt with purple overall's, white gloves with a dark-blue W's on the backhands & green pointy shoes.

Waluigi wears a purple cap with a white circle patch on the front containing a yellow "Γ". He also wears a purple long-sleeved shirt with black overalls, pointed orange shoes, & white gloves, both containing a yellow "Γ" on the backhands.

Wario is a rude, crude, greedy, raucous, repulsive & antisocial man, zigzagging from hostile to helpful, if there is something in it for him. Wario is also very much a showboat, being proud, arrogant & egotistical, boasting & flexing his beefy arms. Additionally, he is selfish, vengeful, traitorous, insecure & spiteful, as any go-kart race that he has lost will have him accusing his peers of cheating. He is also a stingy, wrathful, desperate & destructive hooligan, hunting down & maiming anyone who attempts to steal his treasures. His near indestructible body, gorilla-like strength, & surprising stamina mean few who cross him survive unscathed.

Wario is incredibly avaricious, lazy, ill-mannered & manipulative. He will only agree to something if there is a reward (preferably money) involved; he is easily susceptible to bribes.

Waluigi is a boastful, ill-tempered foil to the more humble & gentle Luigi. He has bad chemistry with most other people besides Wario, & is an openly rude, mean-spirited troublemaker. He has a perpetual scowl, is quick to anger, & dislikes others being happy. Just like Wario, Waluigi seeks to become as popular & as beloved as the Mario Brothers. Waluigi possesses a self-aggrandizing nature, vanity, & overconfidence. Despite this, he possesses great amount of self-pity, feeling that good things are always happening to others and not to him, causing him great frustration.

Waluigi has been shown as quite secretive about his personal life. He also has a more cynical & skeptical point of view than others.

Wario's criminal record consists of: Assault, Usurpation, Theft, Harassment, Embezzlement, Smuggling, Terrorism, Defilement, Brainwashing, Incrimination, Fraud, Animal cruelty, Attempted murder, Attempted world domination, War crimes, Vandalism, Propaganda, Petrification, Enslavement, Child labor & Evading arrest.

Waluigi's criminal record consists of: Theft, attempted hegemony, attempted usurpation, brainwashing, cheating, fraud, vandalism, aiding & abetting, & attempted murder.