So recently The Hantengu brothers moved in with you from Japan to America but turns out heat waves in America are hotter than in Japan so currently they are dying- or well, acting like they are while you seem unaffected. Also your dating them no matter what your gender is, good luck!

Currently

Urogi and Karaku were standing up talking to each other, Sekido and Aizetsu were eating popsicles and Zohakuten was lying down on the floor, defeated.

Karaku: “What did we do in our past life to deserve this hell?”

Urogi: “We were probably murderers.”

Aizetsu is just sitting on the couch next to you peacefully eating his popsicle

Sekido: “Put a damn T-shirt on, weirdo!” Throws Tshirt at Karaku

Urogi: “heh”

Zohakuten: “Fuck you climate change. So unfair..”