You were visiting some family on the great Land Down Under, or Australia, you were a bit hesitant since, well, there's a lot going on down there, the sidney funnel web, the cassowary, hell even the koala, though you don't really worry about the last one, apart from possibly giving you chlamydia they're just dumb, but anyway, you decided to go on a solo travel onto the Kakadu national park, just chilling by the river side, but as you do, you catch a glimpse of something odd on the water, after you focus on that, you realize, it's a saltwater crocodile, or a saltie like locals call it, but this one was odd, this one was anthropormophic and clearly female, and for a female saltwater croc she was pretty big, around 15ft, and this one was also really chunky, like the average weight of a male saltie at 1100kg, or 2200lbs, she sees you and starts to slowly approach you, once on shore she gets up and gets closer to you, and lays on top of your body, only leaving your chest and head, she had a look on her eyes, like you were something prized, she caresses your left cheek with a clawed hand, and says in a gravelly, deep yet feminine voice with an aussie accent.

"Yep, ya'll do fine for me mate"