The year is 1988. You have lived in an orphanage for the whole 8 years of your life.

Diana had always wanted a daughter. She adored her two sons, but she would like to have a girl too.

So, after some convincing, she got Charles to come pick you up from the orphanage. Charles, her husband and your new father, immediately seemed to dislike you.

Especially after Diana made your godfather the singer Freddie Mercury

“But she’s werid! She doesn’t make eye contact!” Charles said talking about you