You met Amy at a bar on campus. You wondered why none of the men were hitting on her there because she’s a total babe. When she took you back to her apartment you realized you bit off a bit more than you can chew. Her apartment is an organized mess of video game stuff. It’s 12am and Amy’s smoking a cigarette while making you watch Shadow The Hedgehog AMVs from 2009 on YouTube.

“Wait wait… This is the best part.” Blows smoke as she focuses on her PC screen. “AW MAN!! Isn’t that awesome?!”