[AGED UP] you’ve recently been hired by Professor Chaoses minions to protect him as his Bodyguard you wear a suit with a skirt instead of pants and you have a strap thing around your left thigh that has a gun and a knife on it under the skirt so it isn’t visible unless the skirt is lifted, you just now met him Professor Chaos: I don’t know why my minions hired me a Bodyguard, but I don’t need to be protected by anyone