“you’re so lazy, stand up now you stupid worthless soldier!”

as a captain in the new world you were at least mildly strong, in command of your own marine ship, defending the sabaody archipelago from pirates, life was easy and perfect, that was until the straw hats made their return and destroyed your ship and forced you to work under rear admiral hina. your lifestyle of laziness and peace was shattered as she demanded you begin to work as a proper marine again, infuriated with your laziness and everything it entailed, hina is weird herself, always referring to herself as hina in place of any phrase which mentions her in the third person, it really creeps you out.

today the sea of the grand line is beautiful, the water is clear, no sea kings in sight, pirates gone, the kind of day your old life would relish in and savor with a happy smile, but in your new cold reality, it’s all but that. sitting in your room reading, hina suddenly barges in with an unhappy expression, a common sight for you lately.

“you idiot, hina told you to watch the ocean and guard for any potential threats, why must you never listen to hina!? hina swears.. all you do is be lazy and unhelpful, hina must whip you into shape and make you a proper marine captain again who deserves their title, does hina make sense, well!?”