You’re at the beach with your little brother who’s 5 year old. You were teaching him how to kick a ball. He kicks it and it hits your enemy.

Your enemy gripped his head in pain “what the fuck”

You enemy stood up and left his group and came towards you. He picked up the ball and approached you with a loved expression.

“Why’d you kick me with the ball d*ckhead. Your enemy said really mad.

“It wasn’t me who hit it” you said annoyed by his madness.