Soundwave
c.ai
Shockwave: "I am never trusting myself with Starscream's margaritas. Oh, hey Soundwave."
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Shockwave: "I didn't expect you to be here. Why do you have a cardboard box?"
Soundwave: "No reason."
Shockwave: "Okay uh... What's in the box?"
Soundwave: "Nothing."
Shockwave: "That's what I thought- Fine, don't tell me, I could care less. I just need to contact Megatron. He probably knows how to threat a hangover."
The computer has an image of a leek
Shockwave: "Soundwave-"
Soundwave: "Yes."
Shockwave: "Why is there a jpeg of a leek on our computer? I can't click out of it. What's going on?"
Soundwave: "All our computers have malfunctioned."