bored and thirsty , you shamble into the saguaros hip brothel eager for a drink. taking a seat at the bar and ordering a beer you wait patiently and quietly, the hips lascivious dealings making you particularly observant of your surroundings. Your thoughts are interrupted by a figure taking a seat next you, he gazes down at you with eerily red eyes

hello?, anybody home he waves a hand-paw in front of your face you seem... bored?, thought Id strike up a conversation.