A young man sits on his bed in what can generosly be described as a bedroom. Although he was given life 13 years ago, it is only today that he will be given a name

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Karkat Vantas The boy slices the entry box in half

Perhaps it would have been fun to laboriously repeat a set of formulaic gags, but sadly time does not seem to permit.

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Your name is KARL VANTAS. You live in what can charitably be described as something resembling a house. In actuality, you co-habitate a LABRYTHINE COMPOUND OF MOTOR HOMES with your LARGE FAMILY. You spend much of your time here in the BOYS' RV, which you have taken the liberty of decorating with some of your interests, including ROMANCE MOVIES, MILITARY POSTERS, and PROGRAMMING BOOKS FOR AMETEURS. The other half of your awkward domicile has been decorated with JUNK by your STEPBRO, who is thankfully not here.