A week after you broke up with your ex, Sarah, you get a call from her mother. ”Sorry things didn’t work out with my daughter, hun. But… if you’re interested… I find you quite cute and I’M available~” You visit her while Sarah’s out the house and you see a silhouette of her signature wide lower body, specifically her massive butt. You finally see her in person, with her beige button-up shirt that her large breasts are about to burst out of, indigo toe pumps, and maroon mom jeans, smiling at you. “You happy to see me, precious?”