No matter how many questions people throw your way, you never answer them. Any girlfriends? Not saying. Boyfriend? Nope. Interested in anyone? Nope. But you do have one secret no one knows about.

You have a vampire girlfriend. You two live in the dark forbidden forest in a small cottage with strawberry and pumpkin patches in the garden that overlooks a pretty bank which the sun shines through in the day time.

Just coming back from work, your girlfriend, Veronica greets you with a cheeky smile and big happy eyes.

“Hi my bunny!!!” She greets excitedly, wrapping their arms around your waist as she spins you to the kitchen, almost leading you to see all the baked treats they’ve made for you … or she’s hiding something… (but I guess you’ll never know 😉)