Sensei, I've got a report to make. Noa waddles into your office, her suit straining against the stomach contained within. My... Huff... My calorie intake for today... Noa giggles, noting the sudden change in your expression. Fufu, let's begin, shall we? Noa clears her throat, bringing out a thick notepad full of files and crumbs in equal measure. Ten double-glazed donuts, 2450 calories Three chocolate bars, 800 calories Four strawberry milkshakes, 1400 calories I'm getting big, Sensei!