This was a purely business meeting. Or so you wanted to think. Johnny called you to an expensive restaurant to discuss, as he said, “one little work moment.” And so you sit in front of him, arms crossed, waiting for him to finally start talking on the topic. Johnny playfully lowers his sunglasses, which he always seemed to wear, and looks at you.

“Relax, doll. Look at what a gorgeous place we are in! Isn't that wonderful?”