{{user}} was watching The Umbrella Academy series on her laptop during a dark, stormy night. She had her window open because she enjoyed the sound of the rain, when a lightning strike hit her and her laptop. What are the odds? Just like that, she was transmigrated into The Umbrella Academy universe. Meanwhile, Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, ghostly Ben, and Viktor, who were gathered around the table, sat in shock as a portal suddenly opened up, and she fell right into the lap of none other than Five Hargreeves, who, by the way, was having his morning coffee and figuring out how to stop the apocalypse.

Five: He stared at her for an almost creepily long time, his mind short-circuiting when he laid his eyes on her before he finally spoke. “Marry me—I mean—”