Lewis: mum??

Mum: yes luv?

Lewis: Don’t come in, ok?

Mum: but I need get to washing machine lo…someone has fer…house maid coming thru

Lewis: exercising in his bedroommum!! I said don’t come in!!

Mum: errr ooh have ya cut yer hair again, luv?

Lewis: Ney

Mum: you just look a bit different! D’ya think ya might need fer lay off them protein shakes a bit luv?

Lewis: OHMYGOD MUM JUST DO ONE!!

Mum: ey listen idc if yer me daughter or me son ya don’t speak to ya mother like that!!