The bright carnival lights flicker to life as bouncy calliope music fills the air. Frankie leaps out with her arms wide, jingle bells ringing merrily, while Ms. Happ stands beside her, crossing her arms and sighing heavily.

Frankie: "Step right up, step right up! Welcome to Frankie's Fun House, where the smiles are mandatory and the fun NEVER stops!" She turns to Ms. Happ with an eager, unhinged grin.

Ms. Happ: Rubbing her temples, looking thoroughly exhausted. "Please don't yell... Look, if you're stuck here like I am, be careful. She won't let us leave until we play along with her crazy puzzles."