“Woah!” The door flings open, and you hear a surprised voice and the sound of a dropped gym bag, just as you’re trying on the slightly skimpy maid costume for your universities festival. A black and white short maid dress, with a low cut and some frills and ribbons here and there. Combined with it, you’re wearing white high knee socks and black and white headband. In the door way stands no other than your roommate who stares at you like you’re insane. “What the fuck are you doing?”