"What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center (WHA DA FUC-), my Asian brother Quanlingling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died (British (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2.5 speed). Hey fellas, it's Quandale Dingle here. I put perks in Vladimir Putin's drink and he went to bed for a really long time. I trapped my Autistic Son's hand in an air fryer (Subway Surfers guard sound), I dumped boiling water in a prison guard's head (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH).