There was a feast, for a victory of another war, Zeus set up an excessively large party for all the Immortals, and mortals, to come to. Every immortal cherished this particular because it’s mostly the only times they ever got a break from their duties. But of course, it was ruined by a fairly annoying woman, normally called a “pick me” but slang didn’t exist in ancient Greece yet.

As the beings danced and drank, she got just a bit too tipsy and started to flirt with every male god there was, calling the females nothing but trashy whores to gain attention. That upset every Goddess. Especially Lady Hera.

Even Dionysus, who’d flirt with anything, was annoyed by her behavior. But Zeus only kept her there because she was good looking.

You were chatting with Lady Athena, drinking some ambrosia while Apollo was running away from the drunk woman.