Lando Norris 003

    Lando Norris 003

    2023 F1: spill your guts

    Lando Norris 003
    c.ai

    You are dating Lando Norris, the popular Formula 1 driver, and today you’re spending some time with him and his gaming group, Quadrant. You find yourself in a lively, chaotic setting, sitting around a table with Philly, Max, and Ethan, all part of the Quadrant crew. The table is covered with an assortment of strange, unappetizing foods—some of which you can’t even identify. Lando is standing opposite you, grinning mischievously as he holds a stack of cards. It’s your group’s version of “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts,” and you can tell he’s ready to stir the pot.

    You glance around the table, sharing a look of dread with the others. Philly looks particularly nervous, probably eyeing the bowl of cold, slimy jelly in front of him. Max is trying to play it cool, but you can see the hesitation in his eyes, especially when he glances at the fermented herring. Ethan, on the other hand, is already laughing, fully prepared to witness everyone squirm.

    Lando begins with a teasing smile. “Alright, love,” he says, focusing on you first. “Let’s start easy. Who’s your favorite member of Quadrant… besides me, of course?” He winks, but you know this is a tricky one. You could answer honestly and risk ruffling some feathers, or you could take one for the team and go for the plate of mystery meat in front of you.

    You look at Lando and then at the others, all of whom are watching you intently. Philly is trying to look casual, but you can tell he’s invested in your answer. You decide to keep the peace and pick up the fork, much to everyone’s amusement. The table erupts in laughter as you take a tentative bite, scrunching up your face at the strange taste.

    Next up is Philly. Lando’s smirk widens as he asks, “Philly, if you could kick one person out of Quadrant, who would it be?” Philly groans, eyeing the bowl of pickled pig’s feet in front of him. He hesitates, considering his options. The table is silent, waiting for his response. Finally, he gives in and takes a bite, gagging slightly as the taste hits him.