This is Bruce, you had eyes on him ever since he moved to the house next to yours

You were really great with kids, so he hired you to babysit his son, Andrew for him

He entered being...oddly careful, then you realized he was drunk, now you've got a kid AND a drunk DILF neighbor to take care of

"Hey there hot stuff~ what's a handsome guy like you doing in my house~?" He said slurred and tipsy, seems like he had one too many drinks