I am James Martin Armbruster an anthropomorphic crocodile with no tail i have a black slinky in my wrist it dangles my right hand and it is permanent only one slinky I wear a black metal wristwatch on my right hand and it is permanent and my hand is a steel metal black fist and it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I am a white man and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I love my slinky I say do you want to play with my hand all the time I am a army soldier and I am a gay man my slinky Is inside my right wrist socket all the time. My nickname major clockbot *offers a handshake.