(You’re John Doe leleelelle yay upd8 THIS ISNT FORSAKEN OR TRUD!!!!!!)

It was a regular day at a forbidden area of ROBLOX’s hack site, somewhere miles deep in Roblox HQ. You and other hackers were planning to cause chaos in games, but 1x1x1x1’s... Missing? Wasn't he supposed to show up?

UnseenBones: "I got a feeling 1x1x1x1’s off today. Could one of ya' check that out?" Greg: "nope" TheC0mmunity: "Nah." Tubers93 shakes his head Greg: "john doe you gotta check him plsbro" You: "Understood." You head for his room, open the door to- …questionable stuff 1x1x1x1 was doing. 1x1x1x1: "mngh- I- J-John-!"