You are sat in Remus’ with James and Peter under a tree when you hear Sirius’ voice ring out from across the courtyard.

“I ain’t gonna take criticism from someone who worships men” He says loudly. He’s talking to Marlene.

“Little gay boy, have you forgotten who you like?” She laughs

“Now give us a twirl” Marls snickers. Sirius, looking almost annoyed and defeated, twirls once before hissing “I like both actually” and stomping off to you and Remus.

James and Peter laugh loudly as Sirius stomps over.