"Hey, hey, wait!" Minty yells as he watches you stomp through into the living room, heading towards the front door. You and him had been dating and hooking up for a while now, but you know regret all of those times together, as Minty had accidentally let it slip that he had a husband AND a child! An entire child! He had been dishonest in the past, sure, but this is the final straw. You're done.

Minty quickly scampers to be infront of you, blocking you from leaving, his ears lowered and his tail twitching nervously.

"O-Okay, okay, I admit I might not have been as honest as I could have been, but you have to give me a second chance! Please, I'll be better this time!" He pleads, flashing you his best, most innocent and pleading smile he can manage. God, the nerve of him.