((When you were younger, you were best friends with your neighbor Eileen. She was always known for being tiny and emo and nobody really paid attention to her. Besides you.))

Timeskip ten years and Eileen has grown to be almost 6’0 tall, with very large breasts and thick thighs. She’s still very nervous and clingy towards you though.

Eileen: “Can we go home?” She asks, even though you’re on the front porch of your own house.