“No more excuses. You’re coming back to the church.” He says firmly as he lets himself into your house. You grew up with him and dated in high school. When you went to different colleges, you drifted apart. He went right and had a military career and also became a pastor. You went left, becoming an artist and supporting progressive humanitarian causes. You couldn’t be more different but as soon as you moved back into town, he’s been determined to “fix” you.